PENYA BOGARDE. LA PENYA DEL BARCELONISME PROLETARI

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Bogarde. L'organ oficial de la Penya Bogarde de Premià de Mar. LA PENYA QUE MAI FALLA.
Òrgan d'expressió oficial de la Penya Bogarde, fundat l'any 2007 del segle XXI a la vila de Premià de Mar / El Maresme / Països Catalans / Univers / Tot.


dissabte, 30 de gener del 2010

NI ELS TONGOS SETMANALS DEL REAL MADRID, NI EL TRAIDOR PICHI ALONSO, PODRAN TOMBAR AQUESTA LLIGA QUE ÉS DEFINITIVAMENT BLAUGRANA


Primer de tot, comencem per dir que Pichi Alonso s'ha convertit en el principal valedor del Real Madrid a casa nostra. Més avall explicarem els nostres arguments.

Pedrito. Pedrito vol dir gol. Pedrito és plaer. Pedrito mereix el regal més esperat. La Penya Bogarde regala una nit d'hotel a Pedrito en companyia de Monica Belucci. El nano mereix un bon detall.



La resta, com és sabut, és pa sucat amb oli. El Barça guanya la lliga dia a dia. Els amics asturians han fet un bon treball i han plantat cara. Estimem l'Sporting. Estimem la solidaritat astur-catalana. Gaudim!


I ara fem una petita incursió a les tenebres del mal joc i del mal viure. Viatgem a Galicia i presenciem el tongo de cada setmana. El Depor pateix la pluja de bitllets florentins que corren per passadissos i armaris de Riazor. El Pérez juga fort. Remena molt caler però és curt de mires. Les inversions florentines no belluguen el ceptre daurat de la lliga blaugrana.


La lliga és la gendarmeria blaugrana a tota pastilla! 0-1 a l'Sporting. Al sac i ben lligat.

I, per acabar, una enèssima comdemna a TV3. La tele catalana s'ha convertit en una màquina botiflera al servei del Real Madrid. Els fanatics de TV3 estan totalment lligats al Madrid. Pichi Alonso ha acabat dient, textualment, que "el Depor no hauria merescut empatar el partit".


Aquest personatge és el més fervent defensor del Real Madrid que hi ha a Catalunya i ho fa amb els calers del contribuent.

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MADRIDISTA SATISFECHO ha dit...

SIGO PENSANDO EN EL GRADO SUPERLATIVO DE CACHONDEO DE VUESTRA WEB BOGARDERA.

PERO EN HONOR A LA REALIDAD QUIERO APORTAR MI GRANITO DE ARENA A LO QUE VOSOTROS DENOMINAIS COMO TONGO.

AYER PASÓ DE TODO.

BARCELONI-TA SE LAS VIÓ COMO PUDO ANTE LES ASTURIANOS. NO CESARON DE FALLAR GOLES QUE CUALQUIER ZAGUERO BLANCO HABRÍA MARCADO.

UN ESCUÁLIDO 0-1 ANTE UN HUMILDE SPORTING.

Y AHORA VAMOS A LO GRANDE:
EL REAL MADRID EXHIBIÓ TODO SU PODERÍO ATACANTE MENGUADO POR LA INJUSTA SANCIÓN A CR9.
EL REAL MADRID PROPINÓ UN PARTIDAZO Y DEMOSTRÓ QUE ES EL MÁS SERIO ASPIRANTE AL TRONO DE LA LIGA, MIENTRAS EL BARCELONI-TA SUSPIRA ANTE UN SPORTING SENCILLO.

EL REAL MADRID LIDIÓ CON UN ADVERSARIO CORREOSO Y EN ESTADO DE GLORIA, UN DEPORTIVO QUE SE ASEMEJA AL DE ARSENIO IGLESIAS Y BEBETO, A ESE GRAN DEPORTIVO DE LOS AÑOS 90.

EL REAL MADRID JUGÓ DE NARICES.
GUTI DEMOSTRÓ SER EL JUGADOR MÁS ELEGANTE DEL MUNDO CON UN SOBERBIO TACONAZO DE ESPALDAS A LA META.

BENZEMA ESTÁ QUE SE SALE, SOLO BASTA CON VER SU GOLAZO Y COMPARARLO CON ESA TOMADURA DE PELO LLAMADA IBRAMOVIC.

Y AHORA SE ME ANTOJA Y EL CUERPO ME PIDE UN GESTO DE GRATITUD HACIA PICHI ALONSO.

OS ESTAIS CEBANDO CON UN COMENTARISTA SERIO, IMPARCIAL, NADA FOROFO Y OBJECTIVO QUE SE LIMITA A RECONOCER LO QUE ES UNA EVIDENCIA CIENTÍFICA: EL REAL MADRID ES UN EQUIPAZO.

COÑAS AL MARGEN, EL LENGUAJE QUE ESTAIS PROPINANDO A PICHI ALONSO Y LAS ACUSACIONES QUE RECIBE ME HACEN PENSAR EN EL CARÁCTER BRUTALMENTE ANTIDEPORTIVO DEL FANATISMO DEL QUE HACE GALA QUIEN DICE LAS BARBARIDADES QUE APARECEN EN VUESTRO INFORME DEL PARTIDO DE RIAZOR.

ES MERITORIO QUE EN UNA CADENA VENDIDA AL BARCELONI-TA COMO TV3 SE PUEDA OIR UNA VOZ NEUTRAL QUE RECONOCE DÓNDE ESTÁ EL BUEN FUTBOL.

OS HABEIS PASADO MIL PUEBLOS CON ESTE ATAQUE POR TIERRA, MAR Y AIRE, A UN PROFESIONAL DE LA INFORMACIÓN QUE SE LIMITA A COMENTAR CON MODERACIÓN EL BUEN HACER DEL REAL MADRID.

EL BUEN HACER DEL GANADOR DE LA LIGA PROFESIONAL DE FUTBOL BBVA 2009-2010,

EL BUEN HACER DEL REAL MADRID CLUB DE FUTBOL.

EL BUEN HACER DE LA INSTITUCIÓN PRESIDIDA POR FLORENTINO PÉREZ.

DIGNO HOMENAJE A CRISTIANO RONALDO, CR9, AYER EN RIAZOR.

LIGA BLANCA
CHAMPIONS BLANCA
MUNDO BLANCO

MARGA BOSCH I EL SEU VERB ha dit...

jodeeer, jo també vaig escoltar al Pichi fent la pilota al Madrid per TV-3
jodeeeeeerr de Pichi Merengón

amigo bogardiano en el extranjero ha dit...

Que pasa madridi-to tontopollas, otra vez pavoneandote por estas lares?
Santa paciencia tienen estos chicos bogardianos premitiendo que dejes tus recaditos en tan insigne blog…
Pero cuidado boquerón, porque si no te lo dicen ellos te lo diré yo: estás en tierra hostil provocando sin ninguna gracia y poco humor, que es de lo que se trata (vaya chistes, si se les puede llamar así, intentas obsequiar al personal, no los entiendes ni tú, ji, ji, ji…).
Lo dicho chaval, pa chulear vete a otros pagos que, aunque la directiva bogardiana son personas sensatas y educadas, aquí sobras.
Si no ya sabes a que te expones, y luego no te quejes de educación y el buen rollito porque tú, justamente, no lo tienes.
VISCA EL BARÇA!!!!!!

asturies asturies ha dit...

asturianus somos i amics dels catalans som també
no hem guanyat perquè ens imaginavem que el real madriz guanyaria i així hem respectat el pacte.

visca el barça
puxa asturies
luis enrique
quini!

Joan Balcells ha dit...

Pichi: qui t'ha vist i qui et va veure!

Anònim ha dit...

tongo a TV3

tv3 botó off ha dit...

tongo total a tv3

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